F*** My Life

It's Friday, which means it's time for something a little off-the-wall and amusing.

FMyLife.com is a website of people complaining about unfortunate things that happened to them. It's a sort of one-ups-man-ship competition based on who had the worst experience. The content varies in terms of subject matter. Some of the posts are sexual in nature:

Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finished she proceeded to tell me she already had a boyfriend and that his penis was larger then mine. FML.

some are disgusting:

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML.

some are sad:

Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML.

and some are just plain pathetic:

Today, this guy took me to Denny's on a first date and used a 2 for 1 coupon. It was expired. I paid. FML.


A good bit of the content is NSFW, but it's guaranteed to provide a little chuckle (or at least make you feel a bit better about yourself.

(thanks to Jason Reid for the suggestion)